Desolado Village:
A Project Neighborhood
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Desolado Village Destroyed by Massive Earthquake!
Simday 34, something devastating happened to Desolado Village overnight.
A horrible earthquake erupted. Most survived, but mayor Lucienda Ray is worried about our future.
"She's visibly shaken," colleague and close friend Madeline Pinciotti reported. "She's decided it's best for Desolado Village's future if we just relocate."
Survivors and those less fortunate are listed as shown: (red= injured, green= well, brown= deceased)
Christy Burkheart
Jaques Burkheart
Jenette Burkheart
Hirsuit Burkheart
Keira Burkheart
Topher Burkheart
Maxwell Burkheart
Craig Ray
Lucienda Ray
Clarice Ray
Cameron Ray
Je'Tamie Jitmakusol
Phil Jitmakusol
Eric Jitmakusol
Helena Jitmakusol
Orion Jitmakusol
Eclipse Jitmakusol
Josh Inada
Demi Inada
Angel Dion
Alakai Dion
Leon Dion
Meadow Dion
Alora Miller
Joseph Miller
Finch Miller
Meredith Dion
Nancy Miguel
Madeline Pinciotti
Lucas Pinciotti
Jillian Pinciotti
Angela Dillard
Matthew Dillard
Matthew Penn Dillard
Bradley Dillard
Johnothan Ash
Peyton Ash
Teagan Ash
September Ash
More information can be found here.
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Simday 20-25: Fall/Early Winter
Desolado Village: No longer desolate?
You heard correctly folks; Desolado Village's extremely long drought is finally over! We celebrated with a new map that can be found in clearer form in the Office of Tourism. Residents rejoiced at the local Diver's Park where a Myshuno Fundraiser was held to raise neighborhood funds. Mayor Ray thanks all citizens who attended. More info on that can be found under Recreation and Events. (a magnificent photo of Diver's park as shown below)
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Local Teachers Divorce. How did this happen? A trusted source called in a breaking news; local schoolteachers just got divorced! A brutally heartbroken Johnothan Ash was asked to speak, but he only said "It just wasn't meant to be. She's changed, and so have I." When asked if September cheated at all with any men, he smirked and said "Now, what kind of family girl would she be if she did that?" Johnothan currently is residing at his home in 04 Linden Road and is raising his two toddlers Peyton and Teagan. We wish you the best of luck! Being a single father is never easy!
Desolado Village Teens Get Some Higher Education (Burkheart University, named after the Education Minister Jaques Burkheart) Burkheart College Preparatory is a private school for Desolado Village teens based loosely on the schoolhouse that is Apple Valley Academy. It covers basic curriculum and is currently offering AP classes in select subjects. Scholar programs are being formed currently by school staff and Education Minister Jaques Burkheart (now 56) When we asked him how he felt about getting a school and a university after him, he stated "I'm simply in awe! I can die happily now."
Let's hope that's not soon! | Home Owner's Act Finalized. Finally! Desolado Village citizens are ecstatic to announce the long awaited unveiling of this act that announces that anyone can move into a residential home. It is no longer required to move into apartments until the lease is up. However, in order to still preserve the Hood Council's cash spent on the neighborhood, you must purchase a land right to start any home business, and you must purchase a farming right to raise crops on your land. No exceptions unless, of course, you're mayor. More on this, as always, can be found in the Administration Office. |
